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illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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i’m gay and so can you

(Source: monetizeyourcat)

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spilled-weed:

pornstache is giving me heart palpitations

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neptunain:

heteronormativity for dummies or, “why homophobes aren’t the only problem”

Posted 8 hours ago

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

(Source: blackwithmoreblack)

Posted 8 hours ago

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

Posted 8 hours ago

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bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

ok Charles bukowski

Posted 8 hours ago

daughterofargus:

#israel #Palestine #war crimes #bombs

(Source: blvcknvy)

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reachformybutt:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

It applies to food service too 

People need to calm the fuck down and get the plugs outta their asses

(Source: cady94)

Posted 8 hours ago

earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

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ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

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Posted 8 hours ago

duluozlegend:

what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time

Posted 8 hours ago